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(SWB and ASS endorse this web service)
Loren M. Lambert © October 31, 2013
"Matches 4 Misfits”
“Are you single or want to be? Did you find yourself feeling sorry for the misfit toys in Rudolph the RNR? Do you like romantic projects? Did you enjoy blind, sympathy and charity dates? Do you often watch CNN and Fox news programming regarding prisons, felons and cons and get all googoo eyed? Do you find yourself strangely attracted to tattooed inmates? Do you constantly watch Breaking Bad? Do you, not only like watching horror films, but living them? Did you vote for Anthony D. Weiner? If any of these apply, then our web dating service may be perfect for you at matches4misfits.com. Date one or date all four.
Really, why polish turds when you can get one that’s already been polished? Our potential mates, thoroughly screened by us at “Matches 4 Misfits,” have been vetted, bedded, wedded, and re-treaded at least once if not multiple times! You can’t lose!!!! Join now at matches4misfits.com.”
(SWB and ASS endorse this web service)
Loren M. Lambert © October 31, 2013
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